Sometimes It CAN Be Funny..The Lighter Side Of Prosopagnosia Or Face Blindness
It's like having lots of new friends all the time.
Your sex life is more exciting 'cause you get to wake up in the morning and ask "who are you?" a lot.
If you don't like your father-in-law, you'll have
another one tomorrow.
You can ignore 'friends' asking for money, because
you don't loan cash to 'strangers'.
Some people really deserve to be forgotten anyway.
PPG leaves room in your brain for really important stuff
like video games.
Just when everyone thought you were sorta weird anyway, they ain't heard nothin' yet .
You can freak out your kids when you look in the mirror
and complain that an 'alien' must have stolen your face.
You can wake up in the morning and pretend you don't know your kids. Then you don't have to pay them allowance.
You can e-mail the White House repeatedly and insist that more funding must be made available for PPG .
You can ask your boss if you can bring in your
"seeing eye companion".
It doesn't matter who runs for office, since all candidates
look alike anyway.
If you sit next to a 'movie star' on the plane you won't bug them for an autograph.
You don't know who THEY are, they know who YOU are,
think about the 'balance of power' here :-)
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of us just don't have film.
Something you will never hear me say "Long time
no see. By the way, you haven't changed a bit".
According to my calculations, I'm a member of an advanced species. We function differently.
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